astraightwhitemale:

kegelgod:

wanderlustforlifexx:

snapfordakids:

this is too much right now.

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

the curve is strong with him

Honey, where did you expect to get with those Uggs? And those manners…

(Source: onlylolgifs)

"Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress."
— Kiera Cass (via maxonshreaves)

[x] TJ Oshie has lockout problems.

(Source: omaatta)

larsellers:

larsellers:

larsellers:

lmao fuck the hawks i hope this goes to triple OT and they let the cheapest goal in ever

ok i said that when the blues tied it i didnt actually think it’d go to triple OT

GUYS I AM A GOD I CAN PREDICT ALL GAMES

(Source: roselina-rossy)

(Source: toriisss)

  • Grandpa: Chicago and the Blues are playing?
  • Me: Yup.
  • Grandpa: Is that little guy from the olympics I like playing yet?
  • Me: No, Oshie isn't playing tonight, and he isn't "little" he has a daughter.
  • Grandpa: Oh fuck, really?! He can't be older than 19
  • Me: Gramps he is 27
  • Grandpa: No way. Who are you talking about? I'm talking about the little guy who took all the penalty shots for the US!
  • Me: I know Gramps, that's TJ Oshie, he is 27 with a baby daughter.
  • Grandpa: 27? Nope you must have the wrong guy. *walks away*

"I’m extremely protective of Shai by nature. I don’t even let her go to the bathroom, to be honest, without me standing outside the door"

"I’m extremely protective of Shai by nature. I don’t even let her go to the bathroom, to be honest, without me standing outside the door"

(Source: somer-halders)

(Source: winthisbattle)