Chris Pratt is actually the nicest most humble celebrity in the world. Fact.
On a recent night, a microphone during the broadcast of the Penguins game picked up an exchange on the team bench as Crosby diagrammed an intricate play for Malkin on a dry-erase board. Malkin looked to Gonchar for an explanation.
Those who speak Russian said this is what Gonchar offered: “Just get (expletive) open, and he’ll get you the (expletive) puck.”
A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.